One comic's about a dollar store clerk recruited into a boy band.
The other's about pushy traveling steak sauce salesmen.
Together they combine for big laughs and even bigger laughs.
“A funny and well-told story in an amazingly cool, hyper-detailed world!
One of the best I've read in a long time.”
—Bill Oakley, writer/showrunner, The Simpsons
Gilby Moss craves to have his music heard, and an open spot in a boy band/special ops strikeforce unit looks like his meal ticket to stardom. But when the band becomes the toast of the town, a fast food manager from Gilby’s past is now the one craving— to bring everything crashing down!
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comic strip & graphic novel
In 2014, a crack unit of blue ribbon-winning grillmasters was sent to prison by the United States Beef Association for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security BBQ pit to the American underground where they created a delicious steak sauce.
Today, still wanted by the government, they roam the country pushing their tasty sauce while administering justice to those performing unspeakable crimes of grilling...
comic strip
novel
Stumbling through myriad obstacles, vagabond musician Owen Bowen flopsweats through life determined to catapult his band to the top of the rock heap in this fast-paced comedy.
impress friends and visiting dignitaries with this full-length book!
contact:
Frank Valenti
frank@chocolateers.com
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